
So what's it REALLY like being the mom of two girls at our house? Kids make you realize things you never knew before. And you do things you never thought you'd say or do. This is just the beginning....
11. Baby dolls and Barbies are always losing their clothes. Apparently, they just can't decide what to wear and in their state of indecision, they just wear nothing. I am constantly dressing their dolls and yet they are in constant state of undress.
10. Today I caught Mr. Heather singing "Elmo's World" in the shower getting ready for church. That didn't happen B.K. (before kids)! (We didn't know who Elmo was five years ago!)
9. Be prepared for streakers...any time of day or night. (This is a daily occurrence at our house and always conveniently when someone drops in-like when the guys delivered our mulch and rang the doorbell for directions and Sammy flies across the living room screaming a Tarzan yell. Nice.)
8. Putting on shoes can be a true "Tug of War" and the beginning of a tantrum...unless you're OK with them wearing YOUR shoes. Then, that's fine. It just seems a tad bit strange to take your four-year-old to the grocery wearing heels so I refuse to do it. You have to set the limit somewhere.
7. OK, I've posted this before, but it's a good one. It's one of those "it's funny because it's true" things. You know you're a mom when you have to search in the toy box for something to wear.
6. Nothing will crack you up more than when your kids crack themselves up and you get to witness it. They're so funny when THEY think they're funny! Today, Sammy and I just giggled and giggled over absolutely nothing except we were enjoying each other's giggles!
5. When your parents and grandparents sincerely tell you that you've done a good job raising your kids....that's priceless (and probably not entirely true, but you take it and run with it!)
4. Kids sneak in after bedtime for one more last hug and kiss, one more drink of water, or wants you to make popcorn, or read another book, color another picture, sing another song, hmmmmmmmm, you get the idea....
PLEASE JUST GO TO BED...NOW!!!!3. It's funny to me that kids have no qualms about letting their needs and wants be known. (Once, I asked for water while traveling up north. Ask Jack or Bonnie about that sometime....) Anyhow, here are quotes from the girls: "Mommy, I pooped." "No shirt! No socks! No pants!" "I want sugar." "No nap." "I want a snack." "GOLDFISH!" "I don't want eat chicken." "More ice cream.""If you let me do that, I'll give you a kiss." "Don't you want kisses from me?" "I won't ever kiss you again if you don't let me."
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Call me a redneck, but I can't help it! I throw the trash on the front porch after a diaper change. The Diaper Genie just doesn't cut it anymore now that she's two. On the flip side we are potty training and it's coming.....slowly! Sometimes, she'll pee for M&M's and other times, she's just not interested. Not even if I offer her the whole family size bag.
1. As Helen Hunt says, "I can't tell if I'm a better person, exactly, but I know motherhood makes you want to be a better person."